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Unread postby Mecham » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:42 pm

Yeah i have no idea why, but people are talking about Vin Diesel too. What is up with all of this?
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:01 pm

I honestly don't know the whole deal with it all.. I'm a huge Norris fan though, so it makes these one-liners and such more amusing lol Vin Diesel and Mr. T ones... not too sure, most em are ripoffs of the Norris ones. Some are pretty funny too, and messed up.
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Unread postby distancejumper » Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:07 pm

Superman wheres Chuck Norris Pajamas
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Unread postby Mecham » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:38 pm

distancejumper wrote:Superman wheres Chuck Norris Pajamas
Probably the best one yet! I love superman. Anyone seen the preview to the new movie?
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:13 am

When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. :P
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Unread postby uconnvaulta » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:41 pm

i love these Chuck Quotes, seriously keep them coming
at uconn everyone is on chuck norris quotes

like when chuck norris was born instead of the doctor slapping him , he blocked it and roundhoused kicked the doctor knocking him unconsious. he also had a full beard, dont f with the Chuck
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:01 pm

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
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Unread postby MightyMouse » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:30 pm

In 71' Chuck Norris impregnated a convent of Nuns, 9 months later they gave birth to the 72' Dolphins
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Unread postby Mecham » Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:13 am

I almost pee'd my pants reading these!! Keep em' coming!
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:57 pm

in order from best to not best... jokes would go:

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Yo mamma
4. Blonde

man i love these things!
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Unread postby ashcraftpv » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:43 pm

Jennapv wrote:chuck norris once punched a woman in her vagina because she didn't have excact change.


That's a little uncalled for. You could have found a less offensive example to share with other people.


but I suppose Chuck Norris punching a guy in the bean bag is not offensive? Sorry, but Chuck Norris is an Equal Opportunity Crotch Puncher
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Unread postby VaultMarq26 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:58 pm

that is a good point
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