You Know You're Obessed with Napoleon Dynamite When...

A forum to discuss anything that does not have to do with pole vaulting.
User avatar
RidinHigh
PV Pro
Posts: 261
Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:52 pm
Expertise: Former College Vaulter/Still Jumping
Lifetime Best: 5.05
Favorite Vaulter: Jeff Hartwig
Location: Missouri
Contact:

Unread postby RidinHigh » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:07 pm

You think anyboyd wants a round-house kick to the face in these bad..boys!!! FOR GET A-BOUT IT!!!

Block it everytime, block it everytime, blcok it everytime!!!

I am going to break and walk away, break and walk away......BREAK AND WALK AWAY!!!

SO GREAT
Pole Vault Explosion- July 4th, 2009 St. Charles, Missouri
PoleVaultExplosion.com

User avatar
distancejumper
PV Pro
Posts: 390
Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:10 pm
Location: Spring Vally, MN
Contact:

Unread postby distancejumper » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:15 pm

I hate that movie :mad: ... I just like quotes form it and some few select senes

jhesch
PV Pro
Posts: 347
Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:00 pm
Location: Albuquerque
Contact:

Unread postby jhesch » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:24 pm

oh man, funniset movie ever. John Heder came to my school about a week ago (UNM) and anyone could go check him out - has anyone ever seen him normal? his hair is completely different and he has this shaggy beard thing goin on.... anyways, there was a guy that went to my high school who I swam and did cross country with, whose was white and had a fro - well he goes to UNM, and there was a look alike contest to see who looks most like napolean. well somehow he found like the exact suit, same glasses - on the front of the Daily Lobo (our newspaper) the next day there was apicture w/ John heder and him standing together - i swear, when i first saw it, i had no idea that the random guy was actually john heder, and was convinced that the guy i knew was napolean dynamite - then i read the article where it said he won the look alike contest. even weirder/funnier/kind of disheartening - he told the newspaper (the guy dressed up as napolean) that he thought the movie was funny but kind of eerie, because it was pretty much the story of his life. :eek:

User avatar
FCCVaulter
PV Beginner
Posts: 20
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:42 pm
Location: Fresno, CA

Unread postby FCCVaulter » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:05 pm

For the one about the cage fighter, i think it goes something like this

Thanks for eating all the freakin chips kip!
You know im training to be a cage fighter
Since when you have the worst reflexes ever kip
Come down here and try to hit me napolean

Lol

And also

"Who here knows secret ninja moves from the government?"

"I think they were holy chips or sumsing"

"Thats what im talking about"

"Freakin Bo-daggit!",(only hardcore fans know that 1)
"Ne body else wanna slap the waitresses in Reno who walked around saying KENO!!"

VaulteRachello
PV Nerd
Posts: 80
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:55 pm
Location: Oak Park, IL

Unread postby VaulteRachello » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:53 pm

i had to take a dance class for gym one time, and at the end 5 kids dressed up like Napoleon and did the entire dance. HILARIOUS.

Tina you fat lard! eat the food!!!!!

jmpngblonde
PV Nerd
Posts: 72
Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:30 pm
Location: Gainesville, FL
Contact:

Unread postby jmpngblonde » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:13 am

i never saw the movie but for an ap english project one of our discus throwers fro'ed up her hair and wore a fanny pack and a "vote for Nietsche" shirt i guess mocking vote for pedro? and did "the dance"...funniest thing ever!

User avatar
Aviendha
PV Pro
Posts: 336
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:41 pm
Expertise: Current Collegiate Vaulter
Location: Missouri
Contact:

Unread postby Aviendha » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:10 pm

i couldn't make it through more than about 1/2 an hour...i thought it was one of the dumbest movies i've ever seen (ranking up there with scary movie)...
and i'm really getting sick of everyone constantly quoting it, its really to the point of being annoying. my winterguard group all loved the movie, and really go overboard with the "freakin idiot" and junk
~Why does everyone prefer those who lie and make themselves less than they are, rather than those who embrace who they are, rejoice in it, and refuse to pretend anything less?

User avatar
achtungpv
PV Rock Star
Posts: 2359
Joined: Thu Oct 17, 2002 2:34 pm
Location: Austin, TX

Unread postby achtungpv » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:05 pm

As quoted on Fark:
Having solved all problems relating to skinheads and potatoes, Idaho State Legislature passes "Napoleon Dynamite Bill."

http://www3.state.id.us/oasis/HCR029.html#daily
"You have some interesting coaching theories that seem to have little potential."

User avatar
AmyPoleVault
PV Fan
Posts: 55
Joined: Sun Sep 01, 2002 6:43 pm
Location: Bellevue WA/ Rexburg ID
Contact:

Unread postby AmyPoleVault » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:18 pm

your mom goes to college :yes:
When the hurdles in life get to high... grab a pole

User avatar
PVJESS08
PV Whiz
Posts: 184
Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:20 pm
Location: Buda,Texas
Contact:

Unread postby PVJESS08 » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:11 pm

achtungpv wrote:As quoted on Fark:
Having solved all problems relating to skinheads and potatoes, Idaho State Legislature passes "Napoleon Dynamite Bill."

http://www3.state.id.us/oasis/HCR029.html#daily



hahaha sweet! :yes:

LHSpolevault
PV Master
Posts: 741
Joined: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:52 pm
Expertise: Post Collegiate Vaulter, High School Coach, Club Coach
Lifetime Best: 4.00
Favorite Vaulter: Renaud Lavillenie
Location: Ludlow, MA
Contact:

Unread postby LHSpolevault » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:32 pm

a little late with the reply but...

unlce rico-HOW MUCH YOU WANNA MAKE A BET I CAN THROW A FOOTBALL OVER THEM MOUNTAINS?!


napolean-THAT'S LIKE THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!
kip-LIKE ANYBODY COULD KNOW THAT NAPOLEAN

User avatar
Bruce Caldwell
PV Enthusiast
Posts: 1783
Joined: Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:19 pm
Expertise: It is all about Pole Vaulting. I even catch the competitors poles!
Lifetime Best: 15'8"
Favorite Vaulter: Kjell Issakson, Jan Johnson
Location: DFW TEXAS
Contact:

You Know You're Obessed with Napoleon Dynamite When...

Unread postby Bruce Caldwell » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:55 pm

You Know You're Obessed with Napoleon Dynamite When...You find out that the Napoleon Dynamite Look-a-like lives down the block from you in Bedford Texas and you see him at the grocery all the time LOL
I love the PV, it is in my DNA


Return to “General”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests