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top ten reasons

Unread postby Shorty220 » Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:56 pm

anyone got any good "top ten reasons vaulters..."? feel free to share! :)

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Unread postby mdavis2685 » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:29 pm

ten(10) reasons why pole vaulters never get rejected
1. They carry BIG STICKS and STIFF POLES
2. they know how to plant there POLE in the HOLE
3. THey know how to get UP and on TOP
4. They hang LONGER, so they penetrate DEEPER
5. They know how to SWING on their THING
6. They POP when their on TOP
7. They don't EJECT early
8. They know how to Send their REAREND
9. They know how to GET OFF
10. they know how to SHOW UP and BOW UP

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Unread postby BritDawg118 » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:07 am

could have easily done without that!

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Unread postby jhesch » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:36 pm

wow, those were some pretty wild top 10 reasons...some a little off.......like "eject early"..weird word choice-not a very good pun, weird word to describe vaulting....

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Unread postby Shorty220 » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:38 pm

haha yes i know of that list from a shirt....if only there was a list for girls....any more out there?

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Girls' list

Unread postby jmayesvaultmom » Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:58 am

Yes, Brit there needs to be a girls' list! :dazed: It has to be better than that!
That's Jodie!!

A scripture that makes me think of all you girls and guys pole vaulting....

Habakkuk 3:19
The Sovereign LORD is my strength;
he makes my feet like the feet of a deer,
he enables me to go on the heights.


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