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Reporter thinks female vaulters have squidgy bums

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:46 pm
by rainbowgirl28
I am not sure whose bottom he was looking at, but I definitely did not see any "squidgy" bottoms when I was watching the World Champs! :eek:

http://news.scotsman.com/opinion.cfm?id=1406862007

Bottom line is, even in athletics it's OK to be squidgy

I'VE been spending some time considering the IAAF World Championships in Athletics recently, largely for research purposes, of course.

In particular, I found myself drawn to the women's events and the amazing fact that no female nowadays wears shorts anymore - by which I mean they all seem to be wearing some form of bikini bottom.

One can speculate that this is for improved performance through lack of restrictive clothing, but it's noticeable that few male competitors were decked out in bikini bottoms.

Indeed, some Canadian sprint guy seemed to think that wearing an all-in-one latex suit with hood was going to help. It didn't.

The point is, it was clear from up-close analysis that some of these women had squidgy bottoms; I'm thinking of the women's pole vault in particular.

Now it may be that these bottoms were squidgy with pulsating muscle, but they were squidgy nonetheless. Which is enormously helpful in explaining to so many fretful females that there is nothing wrong with having a squidgy bottom. If it's OK for the world's fittest females, then it's OK for them too.

Re: Reporter thinks female vaulters have "squidgy"

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:41 pm
by BruceFlorman
rainbowgirl28 wrote:Bottom line is, even in athletics it's OK to be squidgy

Uhhhh ... "squidgy"? :confused:

Can someone clue me in about what that means, or do I need to find a Scottish-English dictionary?

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:53 pm
by vault3rb0y
I think this guy may have been drunk when writing this article..

Re: Reporter thinks female vaulters have "squidgy"

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:15 pm
by rainbowgirl28
BruceFlorman wrote:
rainbowgirl28 wrote:Bottom line is, even in athletics it's OK to be squidgy

Uhhhh ... "squidgy"? :confused:

Can someone clue me in about what that means, or do I need to find a Scottish-English dictionary?


UrbanDictionary.com says:


squidgy
soft and squishy (often a bit chubby, too.)

Re: Reporter thinks female vaulters have squidgy bums

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:54 am
by jumpbackin
rainbowgirl28 wrote:Now it may be that these bottoms were squidgy with pulsating muscle, but they were squidgy nonetheless. Which is enormously helpful in explaining to so many fretful females that there is nothing wrong with having a squidgy bottom. If it's OK for the world's fittest females, then it's OK for them too.


What a freaking idiot!

First off, elite vaulters have great bottoms. Hardly squidgy.

Second, there is definately something wrong with having a squidgy bottom. Most women in the world need to get their asses in shape (can I say that?). The world will be a much happier place.

Re: Reporter thinks female vaulters have squidgy bums

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:43 pm
by Lax PV
[quote="jumpbackinWhat a freaking idiot!

First off, elite vaulters have great bottoms. Hardly squidgy.[/quote]

Yeah... I am curious if his idea a squidgy is different...